Funny posting about the Conficker virus (note the highlighted letters in bold):
If your concerned about the virus, follow Microsoft’s instructions here:
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin/MS08-067.mspx
Basically, download the patch for the version of Windows that you have and install it.
Or try Symantec”s Conficker removal tool:
http://www.symantec.com/content/en/us/global/removal_tool/threat_writeups/FixDwndp.exe
There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, you’re boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK , put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER .
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!!
All I can say, is thank God it’s Friday! 🙂