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men women

Men are like …

Another man-basher joke from Ernie! I mean Ernie how could you! 😉

  1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
  2. Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
  3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
  4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
  5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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american food

And a funny one from Diane, but what I want to know, is who has Chicken for Thanksgiving?

IT’S SO EASY. PERFECT FOR THANKSGIVING

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing — imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

Give this a try:

  • 4-5 lb Chicken
  • 1 cup melted butter
  • 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
  • 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S LOW FAT)
  • Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 Brush chicken well with melted butter , salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken’s ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it’s done.

And, you thought I couldn’t cook…