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(Supposed) Actual Personal Ads in Dublin, Ireland

As it’s March the 1st and we’re approaching Saint Patrick’s Day (and the abberviation of Patrick is Paddy not Patty), time for some Irish jokes!

From a friend of Trish’s:
(Supposed) Actual Personal Ads in Dublin, Ireland:

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic football club, and has been known to starting fights on Patrick street at 3 am.

bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 yr. old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27th, between 8:00 pm and 11:30 pm.

optimistic mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 yr. old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.