From Edel:
- Did ya fart? ‘Cos ya just blew me away!
- Are your parents retarded? ‘Cos your special!
- My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
- Is there a mirror in your knickers? ‘Cos I can see myself in them!
- Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!
- You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!