From Ernie:
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
“My financial and personal well being is totally in the hands of Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Newt Gingrich, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, Gary Bauer and Neil Cavuto.”
If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.