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Paddy on the building site …

More Paddy jokes from Edel, now Paddy’s on a building site:

Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy ‘I’m gonna have the day off, Im gonna pretend I’m mad!’

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts
‘I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!’
Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts ‘Paddy you’re mad, go home’ So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

‘Where the hell are you going?‘ asks the Foreman.

‘I cant work in the friggin dark!’ says Murphy.

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/12/16/paddy-on-the-building-site/

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Women!

And more from Edel:

Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

‘Look Miss,’ said the foreman, ‘have you any actual experience  in picking lemons?’

‘Well, as a matter if fact, yes!’ she replied.? ‘I’ve been divorced three times.’
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.