Some fine advise from Ernie:
- I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
- Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in
- Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
- Are You Andy or Barney?
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
- You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- I pay your salary!