From Ernie:
Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago?
So basically, it was just like California today; except the women had real breasts, and the men didn’t hold hands.
From Ernie:
You could live in Phoenix Arizona where…..
1.You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You ‘ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that ‘dry heat’ is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6 The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
You could Live in California where…
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather
than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought