And another from Gina! How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing?
She asked.
Hunting Flies
He responded.
Oh! Killing any?
She asked.
Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,
he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
How can you tell them apart?
He responded
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone!